hand in jar, skull collection present, Goth girl in jail

I wonder which 10-code was used by the police when they found what was inside the basement apartment... and this is how us Goth girls get such a bad rep. I can just hear the cops now: "I think we got a human hand here...yeah, detached from a body. Uh, it's in a jar, smells funny... the suspect is painted and pierced. We better take her in for questioning."

Doesn't anyone have some questions about the fact that Hott 22 is allowed to exist as an all-nude juice bar in New Jersey? Do the clients order a tall banana-strawberry and pay extra to watch the dancers peel the fruit? Do they juice the carrots before or after the pole dancing?